Saturday, July 19, 2014

Top 10 Reasons to Hire B Scott

10. Byron Scott knows this Lakers team extremely well and spent the previous season evaluating and acquainting himself with them.

9.  Byron Scott spent 11 of his 14 NBA seasons with the Laker organization and this is an opportunity to bring him home.


8.  Known as "mini Riles," Byron Scott has a hard-nosed and disciplined approach needed to instill defensive principles sorely needed as they had virtually NONE last season!

7. He is not named Mike

6.  He, sure as shit, won't have Wesley Johnson guard Marc Gasol straight up in the post:


5. You will never see a lineup card made out where Ryan Kelly is starting out and defending Lebron James or  Carmelo Anthony

4.  Mr. Scott is a part of the Showtime era and won 3 championships with the organization.

3.  He is not named Mike, does not have the name Mike, nor the name Michael as ANY part of his name.

2. Byron Scott does not have a family member, immediate, extended or biblically...named Mike.  If there is anyone in his family currently named Mike they are being "taken care of" right away.

#1 Reason to hire Byron Scott As Coach of the Los Angeles Lakers:

 Because he actually still wants the job after the Lakers free agency signings  (Just Kidding). 

                      Because he has the BEST Swaggy P impersonation !