Saturday, March 29, 2014

Lakers Season Sending Shockwaves Throughout SoCal

An earthquake occurred in the Los Angeles area on March 28, 2014.  It has been reported as a 5.1 Magnitude on the Richter Scale and occurred just after 9 pm PST.


Although it has been reported that the earthquake took place around the La Habra area, sources close to Gonzo Sports News have said that the epicenter may have been in El Segundo, CA.


For those of you who don't know, El Segundo is home to the Los Angeles Lakers practice facility.  

Offices for Lakers Brass also resides here.  General manager for the Lakers, Mitch Kupchak, was not with the team while they were in Minnesota playing the Timberwolves.


Sources say that when Mitch Kupchak learned of yet another Lakers loss he was actually at his office in El Segundo.  When Mr Kupchak  heard that the Lakers lost by nearly 40 points he threw something so hard in his office that the ground shook.  It has been a very upsetting season.


So much so that there has been an overwhelming push, from fans, to perhaps persuade the Laker Organization to rid themselves of Mike D all together, in spite of having one year remaining on contract.



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Is it has not been confirmed as to whether or not this is simply coincidence or if this is in fact was part of the reason why there was a 5.1 earthquake.


The timeliness however is quite uncanny.


It has been rumored that there may have been heavy explosives or target shooting involved as well.






The cleanup crew actually had found shot up pictures of Mike D'Antoni, the coach of the Los Angeles Lakers.  



It has not been confirmed that Mitch Kupchak has a fire arm or produced these remnants. 
Someone also said that "thought they saw Kobe," but that they were not sure.


This has been a fictitious reporting of events, btw, EXCEPT for the following:

1) There was a 5.1 Earthquake in La Habra on March 28, 2014 at approx 9 pm PST

2) The Lakers DID lose to the T'Wolves that night by almost 40 points

3) The DFenders and Mitch Kupchak reside at the Toyota Sports Center in El Segundo






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